I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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