Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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