Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
please come you make the beer taste better
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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