Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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