"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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