Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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