jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I'm bleeding and have questions
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