Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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