haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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