He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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