What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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