We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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