i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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