I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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