I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
