I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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