on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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