He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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