They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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