doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
