This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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