I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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