Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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