the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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