I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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