She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
