good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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