I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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