I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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