is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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