I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
