bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If that was your dad, he is hot
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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