she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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