so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
