Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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