we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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