I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
