does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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