i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
