I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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