And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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