After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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