how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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