in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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