Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is not my ceiling
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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