Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
