You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i barfeds in our rink
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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