If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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