Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That's intense
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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