I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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