We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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