I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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