actually, I'm a sock model
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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