You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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