I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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