Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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